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The Mortuary Assistant Steam Revenue Estimate & Store Page Stats

The Mortuary Assistant ships 14 screenshots, 5 trailers, a 69-character short description and a 2,671-character About This Game section. Below is where each of those four numbers sits among the 54 released Simulation pages in our corpus, and what those pages most often get flagged for.

ReleasedAdventureIndieSimulationWindows

The four numbers, in context

These four are raw Steam facts, counted from the store page itself. Everything else on this page is a comparison against other pages, never a judgement of the game.

Screenshots

Above the cohort median

14

About 68% of the released Simulation pages we analyzed carry fewer screenshots. The median is 11.

Our analyzer reads the first ten images of a gallery, so this page reports the count as a Steam fact and makes no claim about what the eleventh image onward does.

Trailers and videos

Above the cohort median

5

About 96% of the released Simulation pages we analyzed carry fewer videos. The median is 2.

Steam plays the first video before the screenshot carousel. Across the whole corpus, released pages average 2.4 videos and pages that are not out yet average 1.2.

Short description

Below the cohort median

69 characters

No page among the released Simulation pages we analyzed has a shorter short description. The median is 231 characters.

Steam’s short description field holds up to 300 characters and is the text shown in search, on wishlists and in the app. Longer is not automatically better: across our corpus we could not separate pages above and below 250 characters on any measure we trust.

About This Game text

Below the cohort median

2,671 characters

About 12% of the released Simulation pages we analyzed have a shorter About This Game section. The median is 4,869 characters.

This is the character count of the About This Game block exactly as Steam’s API returns it, markup included, which is how every page in the cohort was measured.

A percentile here describes what other store pages do; it is not a score, and this page does not publish one. Steam does not rank games on screenshot count, video count or description length, so a number below the median is a difference, not a fault.

Estimated sales and revenue

An estimate, not a fact: Valve publishes no sales numbers, so this is the Boxleiter method -- review count times a copies-per-review range -- applied to the review count Steam reports for The Mortuary Assistant. The honest output is a wide range.

Estimated copies sold

216,060–432,120

7,202 Steam reviews × 3060 copies per review, the published range for this kind of game.

Estimated gross revenue

$5.4M–$10.8M

That range of copies at the $24.99 US list price, before Steam's cut, discounts, refunds, returns and regional pricing -- the developer's take is well below this.

Method in one line: on Steam, total reviews track total sales closely enough that a published per-genre multiplier turns one into a rough range of the other. How the Boxleiter method works · Run the estimate for any Steam game

Which pages The Mortuary Assistant is measured against

Steam lists this page under Adventure, Indie and Simulation, and the game is released, so the comparison set is every Simulation page in our corpus at the same release stage.

Cohort size: 54 pages. Based on 54 of 405 Steam store pages analyzed by Steam Page Analyzer, 2026-02-10 to 2026-07-30.

Percentiles are read as the lowest position consistent with a number, so a value shared by many pages -- five screenshots, one trailer -- reads low rather than being flattered by the tie. That is why every line above says how many pages carry fewer, never how many carry more.

Similar pages, same measurements

Other released Simulation pages from the corpus The Mortuary Assistant is measured against, each with the same four numbers published in full.

What pages like this most often get told to fix

These are the issues our analyzer raised most often across the 113 Simulation pages in the corpus. They describe the cohort, not The Mortuary Assistant -- we do not publish the findings from any individual page here.

Between 68% and 84%Weak or buried opening hook in the short description
Between 42% and 84%Capsule text unreadable at thumbnail scale
Between 48% and 61%Missing high-traffic discovery tags / unused tag slots

The two numbers are the rates our issue generator produced before and after it changed on 2026-07-01. The change moved some rates by more than 40 points, so we publish the range instead of an average that would describe neither.

These rates come from a wider set than the percentiles above: the narrower cohort had pages from only one version of the issue generator, which cannot be published as a range. Based on 113 of 405 Steam store pages analyzed by Steam Page Analyzer, 2026-02-10 to 2026-07-30.

Page details

Release status
Released (Aug 2, 2022)
Steam genres
Adventure, Indie and Simulation
Platforms
Windows
Developer
DarkStone Digital
Publisher
DreadXP
Steam app ID
1295920
Store page read
August 15, 2026

What this page does not say

No score. We do score pages inside the product, but the scores stored across this corpus come from three different versions of the instrument: two rubric fixes shipped on 2026-07-26, and an issue-generator change around 2026-07-01 that moved the corpus mean by more than six points. A number from March and a number from July do not mean the same thing, so publishing either one here would be publishing a number we cannot stand behind.

No tag counts. The stored user-tag list came back empty on all 405 pages in this corpus, so we cannot say how many tags The Mortuary Assistant uses, which ones, or how that compares. The only tag-related number on this page is how often our analyzer raised a tag problem across the cohort, which is a different measurement.

No exact sales figure. Valve does not publish sales, and the estimate above is a range built from a public review count and a published copies-per-review ratio, not sales data. The true number can sit outside the range. The only price on this page is Steam's US list price before discounts; the discounted price at the moment of the read is never used.

Nothing about the game. Everything here describes a store page. It is not a review, and a page that differs from its cohort is not thereby worse.

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